ghostlee:

Mrs…

Mrs. Hatch?

…Lee?

What happened to you?

• Lee: 
•   Lee probably does think swans are pretty
• Odette: 
•   Swans are pretty
• Mama Hatch: 
•   pretty fuckable
•   I MEAN WHAT
• Lee: 
•   THAT'S BEASTIALITY
•   NO
• : I
• Mama Hatch: 
•   TELL THAT TO ZEUS
• Lee: 
•   OOOOOH, BURRRRRN GREEK MYTHOLOGY

leebythesea:

silverhairedselkie:

ghostlee:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

leebythesea:

((SadGhostBoner accepts this, so long as they give him equal attention so he doesn’t feel left out))

(( I’m sorry, SadGhostBoner but you will have to take that up with Mama Hatch. Odette is happy to give you attention but we are unsure of the Selkie in this particular equation ))

((Mama Hatch? 

Mama Hatch, please come over here.))

((wow, my heart just broke.

nooooooo Lee aughhhh))

((Eheheheheheheheh))

ghostlee:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

leebythesea:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

leebythesea:

keepcalmandsingyourswansong:

(( Well SadGhostBoner will just have to deal with the fact that his OTP will never be canon and thus he must rely on fanfiction to get his hit of Lee x Mrs. Hatch. :| ))

((That’s…

…heartbreaking.

Lee, you poor baby no it’s alright shhhhhh.

You just stay there with your Sad Ghost Boner))

(( Shhh, you can be involved SadGhostBoner you just have to accept that you must share Mama Hatch with Odette ))

((SadGhostBoner accepts this, so long as they give him equal attention so he doesn’t feel left out))

(( I’m sorry, SadGhostBoner but you will have to take that up with Mama Hatch. Odette is happy to give you attention but we are unsure of the Selkie in this particular equation ))

((Mama Hatch? 

Mama Hatch, please come over here.))